Nastyman Interview!

I recently had the pleasure of interviewing the eminent superhero, Wonderboy's notorious nemesis Nastyman. Hope you enjoy.

Anastasio: Nastyman.

Nastyman: Yes.

A: You claim to have several superhuman powers, but I've never actually seen you

perform any sub-human acts. Exactly what powers do you possess?

N: I don't know...how about the power of flight? That do anything for you?

A: Well, yes, I suppose that's quite impress-

N: -that's levitation, holmes.

A: I'm well aware. What else?

N: How 'bout the power to kill a yak from over 200 yards away....with mind bullets.

A: Well that sounds like telekinesis to me.

N: You're damn right it is. How about the power to move you.

A: That would be telekinesis again.

N: No honky! I'm talking about the power to move you-emotionally.

A: Hmm..I'm sorry I doubted you. Would you care to explain why you chose to collaborate with Wonderboy, a person to whom's death you devoted your entire life.

N: That's an excellent question...excellent....(20 minutes of silence)

A: You haven't answered.

N: Ah, yes. But haven't I?

A: No.

N: Alright. Wonderboy and I realized that if we were to join forces we could form a band the likes of which have never been seen. And we'd call ourselves- Tenacious D.

A: How colorful. What would you say has been the greatest influ-

N: TENACIOUS D! ROCK OUT. WOO-HOO. WE GONNA ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.

At this point Nastyman proceeded to shout out cliche` rocker terms and ran out of the room. He left our offices, killing three secretaries on the way out having mistaken them for yaks. When reached for comment Nastyman responded, "Suck it. I know you're all robots."

Anastasio is a frequent collaborator to PCHFlying Circus, and our token socialist